I want to do an Enron dance - something with kicks and twirls, long gobs of blurted poesy and girlish chatter. The Washington Post tells us that Special Report Reveals Secrets of Chewco - a nice little article describing how two water-carriers lifted for Andrew Fastow for almost four years, parlaying a $130,000 investment into $10.5 million, compleat with $2 mil in operating fees.